“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
as you can see ladies
i’m very well hung
calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do
IT’S BACK. IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AND I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THE CREEPER MOON. NEVER.
Took me a little while but i found it. :)
AND AGAIN.
I HATE THIS MOON SO MUCH
THAT IS THE CREEPIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
